"Hey love I had the craziest day at work today. My boss was on my case about meeting deadlines, but I managed to sneak in a few fun distractions. I found this super handsome guy in the office and we exchanged numbers. I'm thinking of grabbing drinks with him after work. Want to make it a threesome? Or are you up for a night of playing with me and my new friend while you're away? Let me know, and we can plan something naughty"

Jimmy Guerrero

VP Developer Relations

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