Episode 117: Cubbi and Damon help a zoophile who only dates sentient squirrels. This fictional podcast piece is a love letter to the absurdity of dating apps, existential dread, and pineapple on pizza. May your blind dates be full of surprises. 🍍🎮
By: The Wayward Wits Podcast
(chuckling) Cubbi, relax. My blind date ended with me marrying a woman who loves pineapple on pizza. You just need to ask your date one question: “What’s your opinion on pineapple on pizza?” Then you either connect or… BOOM. Nuclear fallout. bellesablinddate e116 cubbi thompson and damon work